I’m here!

the-bride-of-death:

I know, I’ll have to deal with them

But right now I feel like I’m about to explode

I am so glad I’m not in your position

I would suggest against that

I’m here!

the-bride-of-death:

They are ruining spring

I’m sorry about Felix. I hope he’ll eventually find a way out of it.

They both love you very much. They just can’t stand each other.

He will, eventually. Just got to give it time

Okay, I’ve returned with some good news.

pleasetellmeimdrunk:

Yeah, yeah. Don’t get your toga in a twist.

My toga in a twist? Your gona find your kids as toads if you keep this up

Okay, I’ve returned with some good news.

pleasetellmeimdrunk:

Good grief, I know it wasn’t you, you loud, old harpy. Don’t have to scream on about in my ear.

And that is what Hera tells herself every morning.

Loud old harpy? I’ll show you harpy boy.

You really want me to slap you don’t ya?

Got them ready

Can all non-cursed campers make their way to me! Theres a potions you all need to drink.

Okay, I’ve returned with some good news.

pleasetellmeimdrunk:

Not just yet. But I believe I have a lead on the immortal who help the Aphrodite girl.

Oh- by the way, good to see you finally dragged your wrinkly ass into the camp, Hecate. 

It wasn’t me. Saying that now. I am sick of people blaming me. 

Wrinkly arse? Look here tranny. I am fine. Everyone knows it 

Okay, I’ve returned with some good news.

pleasetellmeimdrunk:

What? that this petty war is over?

I’m here!

the-bride-of-death:

Actually. Getting up here always makes me feel good. But I just hope she doesn’t fight Hades again, like every year

I know you wouldn’t, Hecate. How are your kids doing?

They will fight. Like always. It’s just a matter of who starts it this year.

Um. Felix, his lost his magic and his not handeling it well. But we’re working on it and Ginger has gotten so strong it’s unbelievable